I was tagged by chosenofashurha Rule 1: Always post rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked and make 11 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4: Let them know you have tagged them.
1. Something you want to do before dying?
Adopt a huge, fluffy beast of a dog of my own, and become the best of friends with them. I mean a BIG dog I can just hug whenever. All of our “family” pets have been relatively small dogs, and they all belonged more to my aunt or grandmother than me, so I’ve never had a canine companion I’ve connected with that way. :c
2. Favorite SNL sketch?
I’ll be totally honest. I don’t really watch SNL. But uh.. I like Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color? If I can use that as a substitute answer?
3. A sexual act that you just can’t get behind even in imagination?
I mean, everybody’s entitled to their fetishes, but I’m never gonna’ have any interest in scatplay. Also, hook suspension. The thought of it makes me cringe.
4. Twerk or Booty bump?
Booties in movement are nice, why discriminate?
5. What’s your best pun?
OH NO THIS IS SUCH A TOUGH QUESTION I’LL NEED LIKE A WEEK TO THINK THIS ONE OVER. I have so many absolute gems, the first one that comes to mind is this one.
6. Song you unashamedly love even though it’s probably really bad?
Anything by miracleofsound. Anything from I Fight Dragons. Anything that I’ve personally sung. People tell me those are all really bad but I’m a proud fanboy of like anything I listen to, and I love singing, myself.
7. Parody porn or parody movies?
I don’t watch much of either, but I’ll never forget the time I stumbled onto that L4D porn where Zoe was molested by some girl dressed up as a Witch, who just had on some stupid oversized rubber monster gloves and it was hilarious.
8. What are you dressing up for on Halloween?
Maybe Scout from TF2 again, or as a Team Plasma Grunt from Pokemon, if I can keep my Dragon*Con costume in good shape.
9. Animal you wish you had?
Aside from the big dog mentioned previously, I’ve always wanted a cute albino mouse/rat friend to sit on my shoulder. I like rodents.
10. Weirdest shit you’ve seen online or irl?
Probably something Ni has shown me that I’ve blocked out of my memory.
11. What’s something you hate rn?
The agonizingly slow passage of time where I’m left alone with myself, my thoughts, and my crippled faith in people.
(I would tag people, but I don’t know that many who will see this anyway. »)