Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 12 hours ago
Folding clothes? Are you some kind of NERD???
infamousr asked

lioeark:

Enraged inquiry: what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

Proudly: I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Elcor Naval Division, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Cerberus, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

Intimidating declaration: I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Elcor warrior in the entire Elcor Armed Forces.

Offhandedly: you are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this cluster, mark my fucking words.

Vindictively: you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet?

Scathing suggestion: think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Elcor agents across the galaxy and your EP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

Additional diatribe: the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

Genuine exclamation: you’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

With prideful candor: not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to every fleet of the Elcor Flotilla and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit.


Insincere concern: if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.


Mildly remorseful: you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. With barely contained excitement, I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Posted 14 hours ago

tmi/personal/whatever i just need to vent

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Posted 14 hours ago

//loud, obnoxious groaning

Posted 15 hours ago
becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

Posted 15 hours ago

crablouse:

burrito-john:

berenswick:

saccharinescorpion:

a very classy “up yours”

This right here. This is why we need to make this movie a commercial success even if some of us find the story formulaic. If it underperforms or outright fails, it might be a long time before we see a film like it again. If it all.

Please watch it please
The last movie i remember with a Mexican protag that was animated was Los tres caballeros from 1987

And even THAT doesn’t really count

I SAW THIS MOVIE JUST NOW AND IT WAS AMAZING

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

lilmisshaps:

aquarius-kisses:

sirensandserenades:

dontevenseemyfriends:

pastichee:

greencarnations:

theomninerd:

breakmeofimpatience:

oh my…….

This is disgusting and these girls should be ashamed of themselves.

I mean really, who goes and does both Marvel and DC in the same photoshoot anyway? Terrible.

there shall be no mixing of the comics universes; it is an abomination

the bible says Stan and Lee not Stan Lee and DC.

Reblogging for the bible comment

i know i’m not the only one that thinks they are really hot

Ssshhhhh we’re doing that thing where we avoid the obvious

(Source: jonchinn)

Posted 1 day ago

As predicted, I am awake.

Posted 1 day ago
//BLUSH
I got a few reblogs and follows because of that picture and I just wanna’ warn ya’ll, I don’t normally post pics of myself. That’s sort of rare for me, and not really what I use this blog for. But I’m still hella flattered thank you.

//BLUSH

I got a few reblogs and follows because of that picture and I just wanna’ warn ya’ll, I don’t normally post pics of myself. That’s sort of rare for me, and not really what I use this blog for. But I’m still hella flattered thank you.